Well no, I didn't get a kill mail or loose a ship. I did manage to brown streak a Pilgrim. Here's the story of how a neutral Mammoth pilot got a really good laugh:
So, I decide to do a bit of exploration in the area I'm hanging in high sec. Hummm, 2 wormholes in the same system. Must be a Saturday. So I switch to my cloaky Loki. Warp to and take a look at the first one. Nope running out of time. Probably not a good idea. So I warp to the next one. Humm, time left but the hole is abused. As I sit there cloaked about 3500m off the wormhole, a Mammoth warps up and jumps!
And this is where the predictible script departs into keystone cops land. I spot only one ship on the overview and I: aproach->target->point->f1. Then I notice it's targeting me back? That's when the ship type registers: Pilgrim. Then my initial volley slams into it. Bang no more shields! While my artillery are cycling, he jumps out. I do believe I managed to panic him quite effectively. Unfortunately he took the wormhole with him.
So now I'm sitting dumb and vulnerable without a quick exit. My wormhole reactions kick in. Cloak and move off the spot in case he has friends on the way. While my brain is still in "evasive action" mode, the Mammoth uncloaks and warps to his tower. This is where my time away from EVE shows. I did not react fast enough to lock and tackle the Mammoth.
So then the conversation in local starts up. The Mammoth pilot thought I was with the Pilgrim. And I thought the Pilgrim was with the Mammoth pilot. Lord knows what the Pilgrim pilot thought. So we had a good chuckle at the keystone cops routine and I inquired whether that wormhole that just went poof was the static.
"Um... please tell me that was your high sec static..."
"yea it was"
Of course now my course of action is clear: Scan my way back out to high sec. Shouldn't be too much of a challenge. While I was scanning the center of the system, my friendly Mammoth pilot mentions some combat probes and a Buzzard on scan. I comment that he probably had a good laugh at what happened, then settle in to find my way out while the Mammoth pilot logs out at his POS.
The scanning down of the exit (of course, it's the last one I check), got my scanning skills knocked back in shape rather quickly. Getting the old D-scan habits back in shape and what not.
So eventually I get myself back to k-space and start chugging back to base, with little to show except for that all important experience and no ship losses to show for my mistakes (bonus!).
Later on in the weekend I managed to get out all the way to Vale of the Silent in order to un-snafu a manufacturing slot that was stuck in F-D49D. Kind of quiet there. Only ran into 1 bubble camp with no campers and another gate that had a sling bubble that didn't interfere with my travel plans as I approached the gate from a different celestial than was intended. Manufacturing slot un-stuck.
BPC and stuff trashed (just 35 x 10mn Afterburner I's so don't freak out - just not worth the hassle of selling to the Russians or Raiden.) so it doesn't clutter up my assets.
I also had a quick convo with my CEO about future plans and the fact I would not be coming back down to 0.0 until I built up the isk and got myself a suitcase carrier. Not to mention I need to get at least one alt account re-subbed for the cyno alt.
Slowly waking up after a summer's break.
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